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What's All This Rock-Hopping Stuff, Anyhow?
Bob Pease
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March 12, 2009
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I went on a hike last weekend.
Some of the trail was uphill, some
was downhill, and I hiked along fine
(if slowly). That’s not a surprise. But
when I had to hop across a tiny stream,
I had problems. When I had to hop
across a second stream, there was more
of the same. I could not hop or leap or
jump, not worth a darn. Not leaping,
not landing.
I got across the rill, but got my shoes
and feet damp. So I am aware that my
excellent rock-hopping days are mostly
gone by. I may practice to do a little
better, but now I am a bum. My ankles are in poor
shape, and my leaping muscles are weak and shot
because I have done so little vigorous hiking in the
last 24 months.
HIT THE TRAILS
If you want a list of excellent rock-hopping places,
I will be happy to recommend some, like the Fowler
River north (and east) of Cardigan Lodge in New
Hampshire. There are many others. Search ’em out.
If you go up to the northeast of Nepal, near Mt.
Kangchenjunga, walk a half mile to the west from
Kanbuchan, eight miles north of Ghunsa. You will
find a million rocks arranged nicely so you can rockhop
for at least an hour and never step on two rocks at
the same time. Never even step on the earth. I did that,
two hours in a row. When I had to leave to go to supper,
there were still many rocks enticing me.
Now I would love to go back to these places, but I
could not appreciate them as I used to. So, I just have
to recommend to you, to carry on the art. It requires a
great appreciation of balance, and a great amount of
calibration of force and strength, for leaping nicely.
My old friend Dan Buckley and I hiked down the
Fowler River, near Cardigan Lodge, several years
ago (well, 40 years). We hiked down one bank, or
the other, or the middle, or back and forth across the
stream. For over an hour we never get our feet damp.
We were good, and the flow of the river was just right
for us to do that leaping.
Dan and I followed each other, turn on turn. It was a
great challenge, and we had a lot of fun. If the river is
too high, or too low, things might look a lot different.
New rocks may be available. Always changing.
I hiked down from five miles above Gurjakani in
central Nepal, near Dhaulagiri. Any rock that was
wet was terribly, dangerously slithery-slippery. Don’t
go rock-hopping in a place like that unless the rock is dry. I never saw such slippery rock. Some organic
substances apparently made it greasy.
One time in 2004, I was hiking down from Langtang
Village, toward Lama Hotel. As the trail crossed
a small stream, I stepped on a pretty round rock, and
it rolled grossly, sending me badly out of balance. I
hopped straight up in the air. When I came down, I
was still slightly out of balance, so I jumped up again.
I came down flat and square and stopped.
I went back and picked up that rock and chucked it
downhill about 40 yards, like a shotput. It will never
fool or roll anybody again. Jai Rai was my witness. I
don’t think I could do that again.
Can you have more fun than rock-hopping (with
your clothes on)? Maybe.
DOWN THE RAGING CANAL
A number of readers asked me for details about my
trip down the Windsor Locks Canal (see “What’s All
This Raging Canal Stuff, Anyhow?”).
I had to explain to them that I actually did not float
down that canal. It was too cold. It also was too easy
to get nabbed, pulled into court, and forced to make an
extra (expensive) trip east.
I never did say that we really went there. I did not
lie. I just described our planning. If you want to sneak
down to the Windsor Locks Canal, you are welcome
to borrow my plans. Best of luck! Please let me know
how it goes.
Comments invited! rap@galaxy.nsc.com —or:
Mail Stop D2597A, National Semiconductor
P.O. Box 58090, Santa Clara, CA 95052-8090
BOB PEASE obtained a BSEE from MIT in 1961 and is
Staff Scientist at National Semiconductor Corp., Santa
Clara, Calif.
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